I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Family reunion? More like a *reality* check! ππ§Ήπ«πΌ Related funny posts π€ Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt? I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough. Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family. I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept. Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.