One year of friendship, and Iβve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends? Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Is it even a friendship if there's been zero wardrobe malfunctions? πππ Related funny posts π€ I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down. Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me? I donβt βmake friendsβ. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things. Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you. All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.