I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"ππ 'Not today, stress!' This phone's a drama-free zone! π΅π‘πΆ" Related funny posts π€ My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress. When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they βcanβt make it to the phone right now.β You carry the phone with you. Itβs the only constant in your life. I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures. So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?