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I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.
4 weeks ago
I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.
3 months ago
I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.
3 months ago
Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.
3 months ago
This is my emotional support online shopping cart.
3 months ago