12 Funny cart quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

  Commentary:
  Cart collector in training 🛒😂 Just call me the window shopping champion! 🏆✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's preparing for the ultimate online shopping spree! 🛒💸 #Goals

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

  Commentary:
  "Coming soon to theaters near you: 'The Cart Whisperer' 🚗💨🛒 Uniting speed and patience in aisle 3!"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, love isn't complicated; it's just on layaway! 🛒❤️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

  Commentary:
  "Shopping carts may be the only real place where 'treat yourself' becomes a full-contact sport! 🛒👠😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

  Commentary:
  "Chasing the carrot and getting a free ride? Talk about multitasking! 🤔🥕🚜"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

  Commentary:
  When life gets emotional, the best therapy is a little retail therapy! 🛒💸 Because nothing bites the blues like a good online spree—it's practically a purchased version of happiness! 😂🛍️ #RetailTherapy #ShoppingMood

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of adding everything your heart desires into the virtual cart and then suddenly realizing your bank account's limits! It's like a modern-day version of window shopping, except the windows are digital and the laughter is a mix of joy and financial caution. Who knew online shopping could be such a rollercoaster of emotions?

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a storage unit when you can just hoard shopping carts from Aldi? 🛒🤣 Clearly, this person is taking 'retail therapy' to a whole new level! What's next, a shopping cart castle in the backyard? ♛🏰"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

  Commentary:
  "Cheese: the master of stealth in the grocery store aisles, always finding a whey into your cart 🧀🛒 Just blame it on the dairy fairy, right? 😉"

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