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This is my emotional support online shopping cart.
And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”
If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.
Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.
I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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1 week ago
Share →: The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Commentary:
"Coming soon to theaters near you: 'The Cart Whisperer' 🚗💨🛒 Uniting speed and patience in aisle 3!"
3 weeks ago
Share →: If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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"Hey, love isn't complicated; it's just on layaway! 🛒❤️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Commentary:
"Shopping carts may be the only real place where 'treat yourself' becomes a full-contact sport! 🛒👠😂"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

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"Chasing the carrot and getting a free ride? Talk about multitasking! 🤔🥕🚜"
2 months ago
Share →: And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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When life gets emotional, the best therapy is a little retail therapy! 🛒💸 Because nothing bites the blues like a good online spree—it's practically a purchased version of happiness! 😂🛍️ #RetailTherapy #ShoppingMood
3 months ago
Share →: I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of adding everything your heart desires into the virtual cart and then suddenly realizing your bank account's limits! It's like a modern-day version of window shopping, except the windows are digital and the laughter is a mix of joy and financial caution. Who knew online shopping could be such a rollercoaster of emotions?
5 months ago
Share →: I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Commentary:
"Who needs a storage unit when you can just hoard shopping carts from Aldi? 🛒🤣 Clearly, this person is taking 'retail therapy' to a whole new level! What's next, a shopping cart castle in the backyard? ♛🏰"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Commentary:
"Cheese: the master of stealth in the grocery store aisles, always finding a whey into your cart 🧀🛒 Just blame it on the dairy fairy, right? 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Commentary:
Oh, the melodrama of abandoned shopping carts! 🛒🎶 Maybe Taylor Swift could serenade us with a ballad about the heartbreak of seeing carts left astray, a real chart-topper in the making! 😂 Who knew grocery store etiquette could inspire such lyrical genius?
5 months ago
Share →: This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you've got an overflowing online shopping cart ready to swoop in and lift your mood? 💳🛒 Retail therapy, anyone? 😅 #ShoppingHeals"