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Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

Just shared via Twitch:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Breaking via Telegram:

Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.

Going bananas on Discord:

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

Going bananas on Slack:

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

Making waves on Messenger:

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Making waves on Slack:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Trending via Snapchat:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

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56 shares on Instagram this month:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

95 shares on Threads this month:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

77 shares on Slack this month:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Trending via Reddit:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

Going viral on YouTube:

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

Making waves on Threads:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Spotted on Reddit:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

Spotted on Twitch:

Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

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