This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Commentary:
“Who needs therapy when you’ve got an overflowing online shopping cart ready to swoop in and lift your mood? 💳🛒 Retail therapy, anyone? 😅 #ShoppingHeals”

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  • Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

    Commentary:
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    Commentary:
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  • Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

    Commentary:
    Well, it seems like the cicadas have a secret hideout for some well-deserved peace and quiet – unlike us humans, always stuck in the hustle and bustle of daily life! 🦗🤫 Maybe we could all benefit from a cicada retreat for some therapeutic screaming sessions! 🌿🗣️ #CicadaSerenity