My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Cart collector in training ππ Just call me the window shopping champion! πβ¨ Related funny posts π€ I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab. Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk. This is my emotional support online shopping cart. I still canβt believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. Iβve got 8 of them now and donβt really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up. Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?