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Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?