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Witty text comparing her rarity to a wobble-free shopping cart at the store.

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

Commentary:
Finding her is like hitting the lottery—if the lottery were corralling carts! 🛒💃✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cart, grocery, rare, shopping, shopping cart, wheel, wobbly, wobbly wheel on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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