If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Hey, love isn't complicated; it's just on layaway! πβ€οΈπ" Related funny posts π€ I donβt want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box. Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way. βAre you single?β No, Iβm in a hallucinationship. It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back. Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.