17 Funny caution quotes

Funny caution quotes bring a lighthearted twist to everyday warnings 🚧😂 Perfect for adding a splash of humor to serious signs or just brightening your day 🌟 Whether you love clever wordplay or cheeky reminders, these witty sayings keep safety fun and memorable 🎉 So get ready to chuckle while you stay alert—because caution doesn’t have to be boring! 🛑😄

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

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Mondays should come with a warning label: "Hazardous to mood!" 😄⚠️☕

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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When your brain insists on being your heart's chaperone 😄🧠❤️

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clot…

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"Peek-a-boo just got a whole new meaning! 🏠👀 #GlassFashionShow"

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know…

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"Activate stealth mode! 🕵️‍♂️🛒 Remember, a well-timed duck behind the cereal aisle might just save your afternoon! 🤫😄"

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest thin…

Commentary:
"Imagine discovering that surprise the 'touchy' way! 😂👀✋ #BraillePranks"

Never trust a wet fart.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks: Never trust a wet fart 💨🙅‍♂️ Just like lukewarm coffee and week-old pizza, some things are best left untested 😂 #LessonLearned"

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to p…

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"Remember, when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, it's best to splurge a little – after all, you don't want to end up with a face like a discount knockoff or a stomach ache that's 'fishy' at best!"

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody abou…

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"Ah, the universal code of secrecy: speaketh not, whispereth never, revealith nothing! It's like trying to keep a secret in a house full of gossipy ghosts – good luck with that!"

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you…

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"Ah, the classic case of wise words arriving a bit too late! 🤦‍♂️ Who needs hindsight when you have gravity on your side, right? 🙃 Remember, slipping is just an unexpected dance move waiting to happen! 💃 #SlipperyWhenFail"

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with mor…

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"Maybe the Formula 1 cars are just water-soluble and they don't want to melt ☔️😆 Or perhaps they're secretly looking for an excuse to showcase their synchronized swimming skills 🏎️💦 Just imagine a pitstop turning into a pool party – now that's entertainment! 🎉💧"

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