16 Funny caution quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

  Commentary:
  When your brain insists on being your heart's chaperone 😄🧠❤️

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  1 week ago

  Share →: People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

  Commentary:
  "Peek-a-boo just got a whole new meaning! 🏠👀 #GlassFashionShow"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

  Commentary:
  "Activate stealth mode! 🕵️‍♂️🛒 Remember, a well-timed duck behind the cereal aisle might just save your afternoon! 🤫😄"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine discovering that surprise the 'touchy' way! 😂👀✋ #BraillePranks"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Never trust a wet fart.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, folks: Never trust a wet fart 💨🙅‍♂️ Just like lukewarm coffee and week-old pizza, some things are best left untested 😂 #LessonLearned"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, it's best to splurge a little – after all, you don't want to end up with a face like a discount knockoff or a stomach ache that's 'fishy' at best!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the universal code of secrecy: speaketh not, whispereth never, revealith nothing! It's like trying to keep a secret in a house full of gossipy ghosts – good luck with that!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of wise words arriving a bit too late! 🤦‍♂️ Who needs hindsight when you have gravity on your side, right? 🙃 Remember, slipping is just an unexpected dance move waiting to happen! 💃 #SlipperyWhenFail"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the Formula 1 cars are just water-soluble and they don't want to melt ☔️😆 Or perhaps they're secretly looking for an excuse to showcase their synchronized swimming skills 🏎️💦 Just imagine a pitstop turning into a pool party – now that's entertainment! 🎉💧"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

  Commentary:
  Oh boy, sounds like your buddy found the ultimate way to escape adulting! 🤸‍♂️💫 Remember, trampolines might just be the portal to Narnia… or maybe just the neighbor's yard! 😂🪀 Just bounce responsibly, folks! #TrampolineAdventures

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