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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.
A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.
“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Commentary:
"Activate stealth mode! 🕵️‍♂️🛒 Remember, a well-timed duck behind the cereal aisle might just save your afternoon! 🤫😄"
3 weeks ago
Share →: “Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Commentary:
"Imagine discovering that surprise the 'touchy' way! 😂👀✋ #BraillePranks"
3 months ago
Share →: Never trust a wet fart.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks: Never trust a wet fart 💨🙅‍♂️ Just like lukewarm coffee and week-old pizza, some things are best left untested 😂 #LessonLearned"
3 months ago
Share →: A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Commentary:
"Remember, when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, it's best to splurge a little – after all, you don't want to end up with a face like a discount knockoff or a stomach ache that's 'fishy' at best!"
3 months ago
Share →: You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Commentary:
"Ah, the universal code of secrecy: speaketh not, whispereth never, revealith nothing! It's like trying to keep a secret in a house full of gossipy ghosts – good luck with that!"
5 months ago
Share →: “Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of wise words arriving a bit too late! 🤦‍♂️ Who needs hindsight when you have gravity on your side, right? 🙃 Remember, slipping is just an unexpected dance move waiting to happen! 💃 #SlipperyWhenFail"
5 months ago
Share →: Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Commentary:
"Maybe the Formula 1 cars are just water-soluble and they don't want to melt ☔️😆 Or perhaps they're secretly looking for an excuse to showcase their synchronized swimming skills 🏎️💦 Just imagine a pitstop turning into a pool party – now that's entertainment! 🎉💧"
5 months ago
Share →: Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Commentary:
Oh boy, sounds like your buddy found the ultimate way to escape adulting! 🤸‍♂️💫 Remember, trampolines might just be the portal to Narnia… or maybe just the neighbor's yard! 😂🪀 Just bounce responsibly, folks! #TrampolineAdventures
5 months ago
Share →: The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'jinx of sibling harmony' strikes again! 😂 It's like summoning the chaos gods just by acknowledging the rare moment of peace in the house! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ Next time, maybe just silently sip your coffee and pretend you didn't see a thing! ☕🤫"
5 months ago
Share →: Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Commentary:
"Wisdom of the day: Think twice before attempting that risky stunt you saw on YouTube… 🤔 Remember, paramedics are professionals, not mind readers! 🚑😄 #BetterSafeThanSorry"