Funny quotes caution

12 Funny caution quotes

Never trust a wet fart.

1 month ago

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

1 month ago

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

1 month ago

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

3 months ago

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

3 months ago

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

3 months ago

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

3 months ago

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

3 months ago

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

3 months ago

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

3 months ago

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

3 months ago

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

3 months ago