It’s Monday, proceed with caution. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Mondays should come with a warning label: "Hazardous to mood!" 😄⚠️☕ Related funny posts 🤝 Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead. Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer. I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.