Follow your heart, but take your brain with you. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your brain insists on being your heart's chaperone 😄🧠❤️ Related funny posts 🤝 Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised. Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more. Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good. Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far. “Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”