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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.