You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the universal code of secrecy: speaketh not, whispereth never, revealith nothing! It's like trying to keep a secret in a house full of gossipy ghosts – good luck with that!" Related funny posts 🤝 Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished. You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower. Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters. I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck. Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.