Funny quotes days

87 Funny days quotes

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

2 weeks ago

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

2 weeks ago

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

3 weeks ago

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

1 month ago

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

1 month ago

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

2 months ago

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

2 months ago

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

2 months ago

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

2 months ago

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

2 months ago

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

2 months ago

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

2 months ago

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

3 months ago

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

3 months ago

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

3 months ago

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

3 months ago

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

3 months ago

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

3 months ago

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

3 months ago

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

3 months ago