114 Funny days quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

  Commentary:
  Adulting: where your bills and devices both remind you you’re out of memory! 📱🧾🤦‍♂️

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

  Commentary:
  Getting older is just a fun game of 'Will this pillow kill my neck today?' 😂😴🛏️

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

  Commentary:
  Who knew sick days could be the secret to job security? 😜💼🌴

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

  Commentary:
  Two days in a row? I'm basically a fitness influencer now! 😅💪 #GymLife

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

  Commentary:
  Living the adult rollercoaster: one minute I'm a financial guru, the next I'm a broke magician making money disappear 🎢💸✨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

  Commentary:
  When the doors of opportunity start playing hide and seek, you know you’ve mastered adulthood! 🚪🙈😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the golden age of texting when "are you a robot?" wasn't the first date question 😂🤖📱

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

  Commentary:
  When your date asks if you want to split the bill, just remember: trust is in the air… or is that just broken promises? 🤔💸😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

  Commentary:
  When the goal is to "relax," but you end up running a marathon in the scrollathon! 📱😂🎢

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days, when my only responsibility was not existing! 😅🕺✨

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