Itβs funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This is why my bookshelf doubles as a witness protection program πππ Related funny posts π€ ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again. Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana. I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine. Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again. These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.