Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

Commentary:
Sounds like your hair has more personalities than all your player characters combined! πŸŽ­πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ’‡β€β™‚οΈ