364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess they're getting a head start on next year's holiday spirit! ππ β¨ Related funny posts π€ No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with. Microdosing Christmas by being present. I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more. Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess. When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what youβre really saying is βIβm not going to dust for at least a month.β