According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my sweet tooth is speeding up time! ๐ซ๐ ๐ Related funny posts ๐ค Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking. I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyoneโs parents. Thatโs called โbusiness savvy.โ According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas. Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap. I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.