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Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

3 months ago

“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

3 months ago

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

3 months ago

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

3 months ago

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

3 months ago

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

3 months ago

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

3 months ago

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

3 months ago

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

3 months ago

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

3 months ago

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

3 months ago

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

3 months ago

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

3 months ago

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

3 months ago

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

3 months ago

How is it still this week?

3 months ago

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

3 months ago

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

3 months ago

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

3 months ago

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

3 months ago