Related Funny Quotes
- Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.
- I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.
- Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.
- I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.
- It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.