There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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Trying to control a class full of energetic students can feel like attempting to hug a tornado 🌪️💨 – you’re just left spinning in circles wondering what just happened! It’s a whirlwind of chaos and excitement all rolled into one lesson plan!

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