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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

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"Remember, it's 'Drive as I say, not as I drive.' 🚗💨 Translation: Do as I instruct, not as I exhibit my amazing parallel parking skills. 🤣"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, drive, driving, humor, i, irony, rules, say on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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