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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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Plants are like โ€œIโ€™ll have a light lunch.โ€

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

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A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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Itโ€™s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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Called in, โ€œIโ€™m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.โ€

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I hope this email kills us both.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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Iโ€™m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Iโ€™m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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"Parallel universe problems: Navigating the galaxy like a pro but failing at parking on Earth like a champ! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜… #SpaceCadetDriver"



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