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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

3 months ago

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

3 months ago

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

3 months ago

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

3 months ago

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

3 months ago

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

3 months ago

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

3 months ago

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

3 months ago