Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

Commentary:
“Oh, tiredness sure knows how to play hide and seek – always elusive when it’s time to hit the bed! 🙈💤 It’s the ultimate couch potato rebellion! 🥔😂 #SleepyStruggles”

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