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Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

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The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

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It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

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Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

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I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

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Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

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All the clouds have come out to play today.

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I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

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Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

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Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

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I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

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I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

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Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

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A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

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Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

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Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

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