A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Pretending to be a pirate at the grocery store keeps life spicy! π΄ββ οΈππ Related funny posts π€ Donβt go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes! Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows? Iβll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.