I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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“Who needs social media when you have secret underground tunnels to stay connected with friends?! 🤫🕵️‍♂️ Tag a friend you’d want a covert tunnel to connect with! 🚇🏠 #FriendshipGoals”

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