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"Ah, the sweet taste of rebellion! 🍦🌟 Who knew that dinner time rules were meant to be broken? If only we could whisper to our younger selves: 'Forget the veggies, go straight for the sprinkles!' 😉 #IceCreamRevolution"

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

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Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

37 shares on Threads this month:

My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

47 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

72 shares on Discord this month:

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

72 shares on X this month:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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Half princess, half menace.

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It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

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No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

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Going viral on WeChat:

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Going viral on Messenger:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Going viral on Discord:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

Breaking via TikTok:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Making waves on Discord:

Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

Live now on Slack:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

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Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

Just shared via Threads:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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