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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.