Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Grocery lists are like boomerangs; mine just never come back! πππ Related funny posts π€ Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. βWe should get ticketsβ is as close to a rock concert as I get these days. Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows? Every time I turn around, itβs Monday. Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?