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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

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Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

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I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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Absurdity is the spice of life.

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I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

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I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?

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I need a massage for my brain.

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Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

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The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

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Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

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There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

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Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

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“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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How do I un-know people?

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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