622 Funny fun quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like this book is on tap for success! 🍺📚 Cheers to more 'inspiration'!" 🍻😂

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

  Commentary:
  "Catch 'em all… covered in batter! 🍢😂 #PikachuPops"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

  Commentary:
  "When your Saturday night plans include learning survival skills… just in case! 🧟‍♂️📺😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

  Commentary:
  "Saturdays: the ultimate 'choose your own adventure' day! 😴🏃‍♂️ Or as I call it, 'Look busy while doing nothing!' 🍕📺"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

  Commentary:
  "Just hoping the Horsemen swipe right! 🐴🤞💀 #ApocalypseDating"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs romance when Mother Nature's swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

  Commentary:
  "Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

  Commentary:
  "Now that's what I call a 'heavy' meal! 😂🍕🚜"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

  Commentary:
  "When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the 'Pizza Lifting Olympics'?!"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

  Commentary:
  "When the bartender starts looking like Simon Cowell, you know it's time to hit the stage! 🎤🍻😂"

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