I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I canβt keep living in this purgatory. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:ππ "Jetskis: The ultimate ride-or-die! Either way, you'll have a splash!" π€π¦ Related funny posts π€ No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta. As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, Iβm intrigued. I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest. I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.