I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Eye of newt, spite of exโletโs get petty, medieval style ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ Related funny posts ๐ค Iโm going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon. Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard. My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits. I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice. Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.