Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored" Related funny posts 🤝 My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone. I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job. Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors. I miss my prime era (playing outside in the sun all day). People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.