You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Dream big, but end meetings bigger! π π #HeroStatus" Related funny posts π€ Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job. You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early. Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting. I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed. After an hour on this team meeting Iβm not wanting to be a team player anymore.