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"Right?! Reality could use some of that fanfic magic! 💕✨📚"
776 Funny fun quotes
Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.
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When cereal becomes a rebellious act of self-expression 🍳✨🥣
Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!
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Sounds like a sleigh ride through drama town! 🚨💏🔔#SingleAndReadyToMingle
I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.
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Are these "movies" the new fidget spinners for my eyeballs? 🌀🍿👀
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.
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When life gives you mashed potatoes, it locks the drawer for extra flavor! 🥔🔒😂
Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’
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🌱🍅 My dream job now is Tomato Whisperer, and the only promotion I want is more sunlight! 😄🌞
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.
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Just when I thought I cracked the code to self-confidence, my brain goes, "Plot twist!" 🤔😂 #TrustIssues
I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.
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Turning frowns into comedy sketches in record time! 🎭😂
One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.
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When did I go from wild nights to wild nights of spotless carpets? 🧹🤣
Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.
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A coin for Mortal Kombat in the 90s? Cheaper than therapy and twice as effective! 🎮🕹️💥