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11 Funny habits quotes

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Spotify Wrapped isn't enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I've made myself tea.

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I wonder how much this "Never mind, it's only 10 bucks" has already cost me?

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025