15 Funny habits quotes

• The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

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  2 months ago

  back, bad, bad habit, bundle, communication, habit, habits, humanity, humor, i, me, message, mushroom, need, psychedelic, response, self-improvement, shit, tell, together, told, us, weeks

• I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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  2 months ago

  20, aging, bad, bad eating habit, body, body image, eating, exercise, habit, habits, hate, humor, humorous, humorous observation, i, image, myself, no exercise, observation, picture, self-awareness, selfie, take

• My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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  2 months ago

  another, bad, bad habit, comedy, habit, habits, humor, renewal, season, self-improvement

• Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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  2 months ago

  activity, data, enough, excel, fun, fun activity, habits, humor, i, insights, listening, music, personal, personal insights, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, spreadsheet, technology, want, wrapped

• Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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  2 months ago

  bad, being, boil, going, going to sleep, habits, humor, issues, lifestyle, lot, me, morning, morning struggle, night, night struggle, problems, procrastination, sleep, sleep habits, sleep issues, struggle, waking, waking up

• Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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  2 months ago

  always, autumn, beverage, coming, cozy, forget, forgetfulness, habits, hot, hot beverage, i, myself, seasonal, seasonal habits, self-care, tea, time, winter

• You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

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  2 months ago

  always, bit, container, diet, eating, eating habits, every, food, habits, humor, last, scrape, someone, tell, yogurt

• My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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  2 months ago

  annoying, annoying habit, communication, habit, habits, humor, husband, me, offended, offense, PowerPoint, presentation, relationship

• Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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  2 months ago

  20, again, believe, expenses, fine, habits, humor, i, money, regret, shopping, spend, think

• I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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  2 months ago

  budgeting, cost, decisions, financial, financial decisions, habits, humor, i, me, mind, money, much, never, regret, spending, spending habits, wonder

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