11 Funny habits quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My bad habits got renewed for another season.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your bad habits are a hit with the audience! 📺😂 Who needs a cancellation when you've got that kind of staying power? Keep those habits fresh for the next season! 🔄🤪

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you're taking your music obsession to the next level – sounds like someone needs a 'Charts & Graphs: The Musical' playlist 📊🎶! Who said data can't groove? #ExcelLentTaste"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've got a classic case of "failed synchronization syndrome" 😴⏰ Dozing off at the wrong time, partying all night with the Sandman, and hitting snooze like it's your new best friend… it's a sleep-deprived battle royale! Time to set up a truce between your morning self and your bedtime self, or else your pillow might just stage a rebellion! ⏳💤

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of "tea inception" – making tea, getting distracted, and discovering a forgotten cup hours later! 🍵🍂 Don't worry, your tea will just have extra time to steep and become even more flavorful. Just make sure to remember where you left it this time! 😉 #TeaTimeDejavu

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's on a diet – they're probably yogurt-ing their way to a healthier lifestyle! 🥄💪 Don't worry, we've all been there, trying to scrape out every last bit of that creamy goodness. It's like a yogurt treasure hunt! 🕵️‍♂️ Just remember, you're one step closer to your summer bod with every swipe of that spoon! 💃🍦

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

  Commentary:
  Looks like he couldn't handle the hard-hitting truth during the PowerPoint roast session! 🤭💼 Better luck next time trying to dodge self-awareness, hubby! 😜🖥️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

  Commentary:
  "Spending $20: the classic tale of good intentions and sneaky temptations 🤑💸 Just like a game of 'would you believe,' your wallet always ends up saying 'Oh, I believe it, all right!' 🙈💸 #OopsIDidItAgain"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'Never mind, it's only 10 bucks' turning into 'Wait, why is my bank account crying?' 💸😂 Remember, it's all fun and games until you check your credit card statement! 💳🔍"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'fight fire with fire' strategy, but with ice cream 🍦! Because clearly, the solution to an upset stomach is simply more ice cream, right? 😅 Who needs logic when you can have two bowls of deliciousness instead!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the vicious cycle of late-night regrets 😅🌙 It's like a sequel that you never asked for, starring you as the protagonist every single night! Here's to hoping for a plot twist where you become an early bird 🐦, or at least invest in more under-eye concealer! 😉"

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