Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.