What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life? Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Starting your mornings with a triple espresso and existential dread! βπ π Related funny posts π€ When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when youβre broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m. Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis. Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly. Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life. Iβve got midlife crises older than you.