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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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โ€œMale loneliness epidemicโ€ and itโ€™s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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"Ah, the vicious cycle of late-night regrets ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŒ™ It's like a sequel that you never asked for, starring you as the protagonist every single night! Here's to hoping for a plot twist where you become an early bird ๐Ÿฆ, or at least invest in more under-eye concealer! ๐Ÿ˜‰"



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