69 Funny happiness quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs insurance when you've got laughter, am I right? 💸😂 Laughter may not cover your medical bills, but at least it's a lot less expensive than a visit to the doctor! 💰💊 #CheaperThanPrescriptions"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, when life gives you lemons, trade them in for a nice wedge of cheese. After all, who needs people when you have a fridge full of happiness waiting for you? Cheese: the ultimate comfort food for when humans just can't cut it."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the ultimate mind-clearing hack was simply laughing like a maniac 😂💭 Let those thoughts scatter like confetti all thanks to unstoppable giggles! 🎉 #BrainCleanse"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said you can't have it all clearly hasn't met me 😏 Let's aim for a life filled with laughter and pleasure – it's all about that good vibe energy! 😂💥 #FunnyQuotes #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old wisdom of living beyond our means – because who needs financial stability when you can have fun gadgets and fancy dinners, right? 💸🍾 Just remember, it's all fun and games until the credit card bill arrives! 😅💳 #LivingTheHighLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the life of a PhD student – trading present joy for future joy that may or may not arrive 🤓🎓 Sacrificing sleep, social life, and probably some sanity along the way for that elusive happiness down the road! #PhDLife #WorthItMaybe 😅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe we've been doing it all wrong, and social distancing was the key to happiness all along! 🤔💭 Avoid people, embrace solitude, and enjoy the peaceful sound of your own thoughts… seems like a solid plan! 🌟😂 #IntrovertLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being silly is very important for my mental health.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that being absolutely bonkers was actually a form of self-care? 😜 Embrace the silliness and keep those mental health vibes strong! 🤪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the secret to increasing home value was simply keeping anger at the door 🏡🚪? Looks like peace, love, and a dash of humor are the real estate hot commodities these days! 😆 #HappyHomeHappyLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

  Commentary:
  "Admiring your pet's quirky teeth is like finding hidden treasures in the world of adorable imperfections! 😬🐾 Embrace the dental charm of your furry friend and cherish those wonderfully weird pearly whites!"

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