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94 Funny happiness quotes

Funny happiness quotes 🌟 are the perfect way to add a sprinkle of joy and a dash of laughter πŸ˜‚ to your day! Whether you’re feeling blue or just need a giggle, these witty words of wisdom will tickle your funny bone and lift your spirits β˜€οΈ. They’re like a pocketful of sunshine for your soul, ready to brighten even the dullest of moments. Dive into this playful world of humor and happiness, and let the good vibes roll! πŸŽ‰

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Posted on6 months ago

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Posted on6 months ago

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Posted on6 months ago

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 25, 2025

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Posted onFeb 7, 2025Feb 7, 2025

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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