A late person is never happier than when the person theyโ€™re meeting is later than them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet satisfaction of a latecomer basking in the glow of not being the latest one to the party! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„ It's the small victories in life that keep us ticking along, one tardy step at a time!"