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Clever humorous text about how latecomers feel happier when others arrive late.

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet satisfaction of a latecomer basking in the glow of not being the latest one to the party! 🕰️😄 It's the small victories in life that keep us ticking along, one tardy step at a time!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged happiness, humor, late, late person, later, meeting, never, person, punctuality on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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