One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a good memory when you can just forget about all the things that make you unhappy? Maybe that's the key to eternal bliss – just keep forgetting all the bad stuff!" Related funny posts 🤝 Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss. Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget. I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything. My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.