101 funny happiness quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

May 19, 2026

Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

May 19, 2026

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

May 19, 2026

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

May 19, 2026

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

May 19, 2026

Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

May 19, 2026

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

May 19, 2026

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

May 19, 2026

Happiness is an inside job.

May 19, 2026

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

May 18, 2026

Why is everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time?

May 18, 2026

James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world.

Apr 1, 2026

To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.

Apr 1, 2026

I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

Apr 1, 2026

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

Mar 31, 2026

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

Mar 31, 2026

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

Mar 31, 2026

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

Mar 31, 2026

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Mar 31, 2026

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Mar 31, 2026

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Mar 31, 2026

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

Mar 31, 2026

Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

Mar 31, 2026

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Mar 31, 2026

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

Mar 31, 2026

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Mar 30, 2026

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Mar 30, 2026

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

Mar 30, 2026

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

Mar 30, 2026

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

Mar 30, 2026

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Mar 30, 2026

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Mar 30, 2026

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

Mar 30, 2026

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Mar 30, 2026

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Mar 30, 2026

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Mar 30, 2026

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

Mar 29, 2026

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Mar 29, 2026

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Mar 29, 2026

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Mar 29, 2026