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When life gives you lemons, hire a good lawyer and buy a piña colada 🌴😂💸
101 Funny happiness quotes
Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.
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Guess the secret to world peace is just more cheeseburgers! 🍔😄
My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.
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Unlocking my inner five-year-old… just need to find my superhero cape and a lifetime supply of cookies! 🍪🦸♂️✨
I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.
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Proof that water slides are scientifically engineered to wash away tears! 💦😂
It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.
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I'm basically a solar-powered burrito: extra sunshine in summer, wrapped snug in winter! ☀️🌯❄️
Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?
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Jet skis: the secret ingredient to instant happiness—who knew? 😂🌊💸
Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.
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When happiness holds you hostage, even alarms wave white flags! 😂⏰🏡
God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.
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Sounds like the kind of scientific research I could really throw my wallet at! 💸😆
I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.
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Finally, subtitles that don't treat my ears like they're playing a never-ending game of telephone! 🎉👂😂
“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.
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Finally found the secret to happiness: fewer texts and more snacks! 😂🍕📵