She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm.  I hate doctor appointments.

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

Commentary:
Looks like she really knows how to make a trip to the doctor's office unforgettable! 💸🍔🔪😂 But hey, at least your wallet got a workout along with your arm! 💪💉 #MedicalDrama

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Commentary:
"Having the audacity to dislike me without even making it onto my radar 🙄. It must be tough being a non-existent villain in my universe 👀🌌. #unbothered"

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Commentary:
Looks like your car is just really craving a cheeseburger and fries! 🍔🍟 Maybe it's time to upgrade its GPS system to "Avoid Tempting Food Stops" mode! 😂🚗 #BurgerLoverCar

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Commentary:
🥁💥 Just drumming away the haters like Phil Collins drums through that iconic drum break in 'In The Air Tonight'! 🥁🎶 Who needs negativity when you've got killer air-drumming skills to show off, right? 😉 Keep rockin' it, and don't let the haters stop your epic solo! 🤘 #DrummingThroughTheDrama

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Commentary:
"Sorry to spin out of your hate radius! 🌀💨 Maybe my spinning chair is just dodging all the negativity coming my way! 😄 #OfficeOlympics"

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: my worst enemy is actually my own reflection. 🤷‍♂️🤣 #SelfHateGameStrong"

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Commentary:
Well, it's pretty baa-d and baffling to expect a lamb chorus in a movie about a serial killer with a taste for human flesh. 🐑🙉 Maybe it should have been titled "Silence of the Lambs… Because Lambs Don't Really Do Much Talking Anyway!" 🤣 #HeadScratcher

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Commentary:
"Oh, the struggles of method acting without even being an actor! 🤷‍♂️🍔 Maybe stick to the method of eating a salad instead next time? Just a thought! 😂 #DietaryDrama"

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Commentary:
"Surviving your 20s without marrying a man who hates you? That's like dodging a bullet while juggling flaming torches! 🔥💍 Kudos to breaking those generational curses with style and sass! 💁‍♀️👏 #SingleAndThriving"

Imagine hating me while I'm just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: My laziness is actually a secret superpower that repels negativity! 💁‍♂️✨ Who knew being chill could be so effective at warding off haters? 😂 #LivingMyBestLazyLife"