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Funny hate quotes turn our everyday annoyances into laugh-out-loud moments! 😤😂 Whether it’s hating mornings, slow Wi-Fi, or stepping on LEGO bricks, these quotes prove that even our biggest pet peeves can be a source of comedy. Because sometimes, the best way to deal with what you hate is to laugh at it! 🤬➡️🤣🔥

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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