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"Right?! If only adulting came with scream breaks. πππ±"
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- Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.
- Imagine hating me and iβm just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.
- To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you donβt have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.
- I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!
- Iβm actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.
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"Finally, a productive use for my least favorite sibling! ππ #BlameGameChampion" -
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"When you go low, I go high… on sarcasm! π’π " -
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"Ah yes, the perfect reminder that introverting is a full-time job! ππ‘ #HomeSweetHome #PeoplingIsHard" -
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Sounds like you've mastered the art of the professional procrastinator! ππ "I have an appointment at 4pm, so I can't do anything all day" β the perfect excuse to avoid chores and binge-watch your favorite shows instead. πΊπΏ Just remember, even your calendar needs a break from all that *busy* relaxation! πβ¨ -
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"Tomorrow? Oh, you mean that mythical land where I have my life together? π€·ββοΈ Who needs plans when you can just wing it and hope for the best, am I right? π #LivingInTheMoment" -
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Oh, the classic case of someone ad-libbing in life's script, throwing off your carefully rehearsed lines! π It's like when you're play-acting a conversation in your head, and the other person decides to improvise on you! π Stay on cue, people! #LifeIsNotARehearsal
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- I hate it when Iβm at work and someone asks βare you at free at the moment?β. Please expand further so I can know if Iβm free or not.
- I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.
- I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?
- I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.
- I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.
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