I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a typical day of Olympics-level adulting! 😅🥇💤 Related funny posts 🤝 My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way. Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”. If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t. I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again. My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.