I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my scale is jacked into a lie detector… ๐คฅ๐โก๏ธ๐คญ๐๐ซ Related funny posts ๐ค Sorry, my face wasnโt created to hide that much distain for what youโre saying. I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying. Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me. I donโt know why โyou made your bed now lie in itโ is a bad thing. It sounds great! Iโll even lie in a bed I didnโt make. I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and thatโs where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.