I hate when people ask me, βWhat did you do today?β Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I donβt know. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Time flies when you're busy doing absolutely nothing! πβ°ποΈ Related funny posts π€ Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when youβre finished. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window. Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination! You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.