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Witty quote about laziness and vague daily accomplishments, with a humorous, laid-back vibe.

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

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Time flies when you're busy doing absolutely nothing! 😂⏰🛋️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, buddy, day, five, frustration, hate, humor, i, know, laziness, listen, me, noon, okay, people, procrastination, time, today, waking, waking up, woke on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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